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Pride and Adultery |
A man walked into a church, stepped into the confessional and said to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren, and last night I had an affair with two 18 year old girls. I made love with both of them... twice."
The priest said, "Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?"
"Never, Father, I'm Jewish."
"So why are you telling me?"
"I'm telling everybody."
found on the internet
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