arthritis peut on acheter xenical sans ordonnance bayer advanced aspirin reviews accutane drug in usa pharmacy where to buy cardizem online without rx side effects of long term aspirin usage ephedraxin cheap sale oristal where to buy levitra professional without a prescription best price for real atrovent feldene over counter serophene shortage lotensin shoppers drug mart my rx cialis where to buy zofran online uk comprar xenical orlistat. online buy valtrex pills in the uk buy methotrexate with no rx tindamax spain medication aide training online hyzaar online pharmacy uk flomax online with out prescription bystolic comparison metoprolol ayurslim not generic many effexor xr overdose amoxiline no prescription fedex ups online generic ceftin indian pharmacy arzomicin lisinopril 20 mg for sale zestril online baridium without a prescription from us naproxen dosage nhs nizagara mail order india discount strattera atomoxetine prescription hong kong buy flonase online 10ml brand midamor buy metocarbamol drug in uk pharmacy can u buy viagra in thailand ordering zenegra sample online pharmacy minocycline refill pack female cialis without prescription pills where can i buy desyrel mg cheap accutane sale where to buy quibron t with amex cost of depakote without insurance anastrozolo cheap us pharmacy best place buy doxycycline online pharmacies uk law cialis prijs can you buy diflucan over the counter doctor original pyridium online online sale of kamagra costco pharmacy beta val price viagra professional sale generic discount can metformin be discontinued disulfiramo online canada buy ranitidine have no prescription nimotop pills viagra commercial youtube estrofem without prescrip lotrel next day delivery keppra billig kaufen types of drugs for kids requip without a prescription from mexico aspirin now over counter dramamine atorvastatin 40 mg tablets where to buy pulmicort respules no prescription antidepressants cheap viagra jellyfish online pharmacy v gel buy australia hoodia india no prescription xenical weight loss alternatives generic pills for estradiol valerate synthroid hair loss side effects lortab 10 advair diskus generic 100 42 claritin for men in usa order eltroxin on line india meloxicam enolat brands india generic femcare buy canada reglan prescription only how much is snovitra super power tablets long time side effects himplasia valtrex suppliers overseas generic name for benadryl tricor drug schedule amlodipine 10mg canadian drugstore thyroid medication levothyroxine and weight loss plavix generic walmart price buy voveran 50 buy depakote online no prescription us buy minomycin australia buy toprol xl online with mastercard where can i get aygestin pills studies mechanism of action of amantadine order prednisona from usa without prescription cephalexin breastfeeding mothers buy hong kong online pharmacy generic actonel aricept buy canada anteovin without a prescription from india venlafaxina pills online in the mexico fastest bisoprololi fumaras uk delivery nizoral drug schedule pharmacy has best price orlistar kamagra oral jelly shelf life beta val online with out prescription finasteride buy online canada buy yagara astrailia cheapest celadrin flonase mg mexico current price cardizem oral antifungal medication ringworm sildenafil citrate pricing lopressor 50 mg tablet worlds best erection pills cheap ashwagandha buy online hyzaar daily use reviews glucotrol no prescription needed canadian online pharmacy lamisil once for sale prozac reviews for men levoxyl australia pharmacy where can i buy a tricorn hat diflucan discount no prescription anacin tablets side effects penegra tablets uses order alti doxycycline online no prescription with a amex ordering estrofem mexico vistaril buy online canada diclofenac sodium overdose symptoms is ivenox legal in uk when will cialis go generic in us what is the generic for famvir metformin er tablets in stool ginseng 100 years oristat pills tenormin billig kaufen brand viagra where to buy in canada procardia online australia where can i get some medazole buy glucovance inhaler canada terramycin mail order lisinopril 10 mg w929 cheapest place to buy rogaine 2 does walmart have generic singulair buy avapro 150mg what is etodolac pills used for buy tetracycline with a mastercard decadron perth australia warafin noprescrition needed uk online pharmacy order valaciclovir on line uk yagara for sale australia safe to buy generic innopran xl from uk zetia side effects uk rosuvastatin calcium tablets ip acai diet pills do they work florinef next day buy zydis uk protonix overnight order generic allopurinol buy olistat online pharmacy ephedraxin legal us generic dipyridamole paypal how to take prednisone 10mg tab order tetracycline online no prescription with a visa what dose of benadryl is safe for dogs canadian generic levitra cost ondansetron odt 8 mg bactrim online meds cardizem from usa pharmacy overseas pharmacy no prescription colospa lipothin drops what is pulmicort drugs where to buy orlistat without a prescription best site for orlistar generic flunil safe neurontin legal us digoxin australia companies only valacyclovir side effects kidney zestril side effects dry mouth lithium online australia altace generic trade name erexor italiano zitromax results forum buy lozol xr without prescription promethazine hcl tabs get periactin las vegas hyzaar tablets purchase on line zitromax mg india where to buy yagara online mexico zestril mail order tadapox on the internet sepibest online in uk seroquel dosage forms and strengths lanoxin pharmacy how to purchase sinequan diakof online in us depo provera dose schedule canada and metronidazol mirapex tablets actoplus fast usa purchasing zerit online uk vpxl drugstore.com probalan prices canadian pharmacy online key pred lamisil online consultation buy cheap kamagra paypal buy estrofem online india no prescription how much is amlodipin tablets cytotec in india drugs similar to actoplus met how to buy quetiapinum in london medrol dosepak on line no script viagra soft for discount liv ordering online pharmacy sale blopress benza clin cream buying buy novo digoxin boots mexico pharmacies online that sell tricor comprar cardizem online purchase retin a online brand albenza for sale flagyl er generic best site to buy rumalaya forte arava where can i buy anastrozolo drug in canada pharmacy zertalin canadian online overnight pharmacy dosis prednisona vademecum tadalis online india buying viagra over the counter at boots sildenafil xenical daily use reviews buy cilest online amazon buy bentyl without a prescription from canadian pharmacy clozaril dosage administration pharmacies amaryl prescription dune mentat how to use betnovate n cream canadian family prescriptions viagra soft generic india generic prinivil canada oxybutyninum buy uk bupron from australia discount alesse ordering brand cialis usa purchasing bentyl online buy cialis online scam viagra price in delhi original zentel online robaxin for horses cost billig tinidazolum online kaufen order amoxil on line india meloxicam enolat order in the us inderal medication online buy salbutamol online no prescription uk hong kong online buy cod trileptal propecia help viagra zoloft 5mg tablets dutas on line no script order amoxiline online canada order cialis professional online no prescription with a mastercard lotrisone with no rx cialis personal stories etodolac 500 mg and alcohol tretinoin drug canadian pharmacy buy alesse quick where to buy starlix ointment kamagra gold generico online snovitra super power generico online is zofran available in the uk best non prescription medicine acid reflux buy carafate without a prescription from canadian pharmacy what is prilosec for azitromicina mail order cymbalta no prescription needed order atorlip 10 no rx canadian pharmacy tri cyclen online pharmacy compare diprosone lotion prices tamoxifen medication where to buy levitra orodispersible nhs ordering micronase india aricept en mexico amitriptyline online overnight shipping can order arjuna canada viagra professional on line in the mexico how to take promethazine codeine syrup brand name ephedraxin online cabgolin overseas meloxicam enolat over counter uk is there a shortage of ditropan order inderal 40 mg buy deltasone uk canadian tabs orlistar pills online in the mexico manchester craigslist co uk elimite low cost order minocin from australia without prescription buy penegra singapore accutane canadian price buy erection packs 3 xr without prescription low cost prilosec where can i get metformin how do i know if my lexapro dose is too high brand viagra canada drug store how much does generic provera cost aprovel for dogs buy better than sildenafila order quetiapinum on line uk micronase bonus pills renagel without a prescription from uk alesse card discount cialis jelly to buy in the usa without a prescription isoptin 40 cena cleocin pills online in the canada discount canadian pharmacy finax ginette 35 express canada reactive arthritis back pain salvent over counter uk generic gasex switzerland buy risperdal without prescription methotrexate and misoprostol to terminate early pregnancy what is salbutamol pills used for etodolac for dogs dosage how long to take revia brand viagra next day shipping buy evecare 100mg online colospa without prescription canada zetia uk sale cheapest place to buy lioresal alli shortage august 2012 order depakine chrono from uk without prescription buy stromectol with paroxetine us companies only aygestin online no prescription zentel side effects ventolin from china buy vpxl online usa diclofenac gel tablets side effects xalatan roche precio argentina brafix online in us cephalexin for purchase without a prescription genuine noroxin best price inderal overseas best generic brand of metformin what is flucazole drugs prednisone tab 20mg used treat buy erexin v tablets us non prescription innopran endep online india erection packs 3 lowest price order skelaxin in exelon medication dementia buy kamagra reviews buy erythromycin generic premarin 40mg compazine drug store online parlodel overnight delivery where to get abilify pct phone in order for anastrozolo ordering amaryl free delivery best place buy nizagara mevacor on line in the canada buy augmentin online mexico no prescription generic hydrodiuril for sale on line terbinafine 250mg side effects can buy kamagra online levitra professional prix en pharmacie en france order retino a cream on line canada discount caverta can i get pregnant while using yasmin cooper pharma limited dehradun where to get viagra with next day shipping low cost ephedraxin brand motrin buy como comprar arimidex where can i buy viagra in johannesburg ginseng online in uk can i get haldol over the counter percocet no prescription overnight delivery norvasc for sale australia where to buy paxil online canada dapoxetine cost in canada buy nexium online pharmacy over the counter baridium can you get amlodipin what are the side effects of zantac 150 mg no script allegra mg amlodipine norvasc drug class levitra professional by gmail pharmacy where to viagra in nyc oracea buy online ireland diflucan cheap uk buy aricept pills in the us shallaki supplier in uk alli orlistat 60 mg weight control capsules 170 count where can i buy torsemide tablets purchase triamterenum in mexico purchase nitrofurantoin on line in india nogales mexico pharmacy hours lortab 5 500 wiki best price for real purinethol is hoodia legal in uk aleve coupons canada 2012 atacand with no subscription colospa costco is metformin er better than metformin safe permethrinum no prescription florinef 0.1 mg tablets is disulphiram available over the counter brand amoxil prices buying desyrel in manchester genuine amantadine prescription generic generic uk paypal sustiva side effects of biaxin bid rx doctor granite cleaner viagra for sale in spain pharmacy online how to buy levitra plus in canada buspar usa pharmacy what is zyvox tablets feldene 20 mg price how to import contacts from windows live mail to outlook 2007 buy erection packs 3 online no prescription us cost of yasmin can you buy accutane online buy pulmicort online in usa lasilix next day delivery online viagra no prescription uk non prescription erectile dysfunction which is best cialis or viagra buy brand clonidine diabecon tablets online can you take nexium daily purchase aceon on line in india serevent buy online mexico online brand cialis india trimox germany low price snovitra super power uk buy brand cialis 200 prescription water pills types buy toprol online uk no prescription beat way to order remeron buy abilify boots what is prednisone for poison ivy coumadin tablets dosage and administration filmer online gratis svensk text viagra super active pharmacy order where to buy levothroid with visa ampicillin pharmacies cheap price canadian pharmacy cafergot why has azurette been discontinued azitromicina over the counter uk best place to buy key pred in usa buy mevacor tablets india purchasing levaquin online buy canada no prescription for famvir buy diclofenac with paypal can you buy rocaltrol online prescription zovirax 40 mg pharmacy purchase starlix pills can you buy arava online cheap xenical 100 mg buy actos online with out prescription vardenafilum buy without comprar orlistat generico why has trial erection packs 2 been discontinued ampicillin concentration for cloning donde comprar livestrong wo kann man viagra kaufen forum isoptin reviews viagra sublingual fast usa indian proventil baridium uses medication order zantac from mexico without prescription nicotinell echeck premarin for sale online buy cialis professional online net rocaltrol price can you buy zyloprim over the counter buy maxaman online canada no prescription propecia from costco ephedraxin ordering online pharmacy better than flomax propecia drug classification zenegra tablets uk ciprofloxacina cheap uk maxaman canada sale what does erexor alli medication liver damage viagra professional best price indian pharmacy lioresal female viagra now co uk price for cialis 5 mg inderal cheap uk pilex no prescription reviews order non generic abilify retin a 0,025 from china coupons for alli 2012 retino a cream 0 025 online what is doksazosin lek pills used for metformin glucophage weight loss fda pharmacy residency online drugstore mastercard propecia buy toradol online no prescription usa buy generic cyklokapron online buy tretinoin 0,05 perth australia tamoxifen fertility men online pharmacy buy propecia dutasterid without prescription rosuvastatin atorvastatin equivalent dose medicine cholestoplex prescription heard safe to buy generic disulfiramo from uk stieva a without prescription medication danazol online pay paypal brand name frusemide online lansoprazol prices usa purchase erexin v in mexico order cephalexin 250 mg online female cialis order how to buy diclofenac gel in canada tegretol visa buy serophene paypal accepted bupron sr uk next day delivery ranitidine india no prescription cheap diflucan fluconazole effects buy retin a 0,05 online us no prescription provera metformin and clomid success stories nitroglycerin prescription and potency how long does it take for vytorin to work order trial erection packs 2 from uk without prescription clomid brand positioning drug market order sominex zenegra ordering online pharmacy where do i aloprim in australia norvasc mg usa zyprexa weight gain side effects singulair generic wikipedia drugs best place to buy ciprofloxacina without a prescription indian pharmacy neurontin bonnispaz no rx what does motrin 800 mg look like brafix birth control online australia order zoloft medication by mail bupropionum prices can you buy acivir pills free online seroquel withdrawal nausea lipitor online pharmacies with out prescription ranitidine dosage recommended caverta order on web augmentin 875 viagra professional on line in the usa how long after taking azithromycin can i drink alcohol cleocin ovules coupon buy alphagan 2 drugstore remeron over the counter australia cialis in qatar buy trimox online overnight buy brand oestrogel what is celexa drugs where can i get saw palmetto pills esperal from uk where to buy movalis online usa shallaki drug schedule pictures of all oxycontin pills what is fluoxetine used for on dogs is tofranil legal in uk methotrexate monitoring liver function can i take more than 100mg of viagra provera online pharmacy ephedraxin prescription minocycline discounted abana without a script prescription piracetam buy usa order thyrox online canada buy diltiazem online overnight cephalexin birth control online canada eulexin phone orders aldactone from uk buy finpecia from canada where can i get antivert from original florinef online acquisto methotrexate sicuro online long term side effects prednisone steroids maxaman pas cher pletal with paypal payment snorting meloxicam 15 mg ordering deltasone india where can i buy advair diskus mg genuine singulair best price prevacid over counter dose where do i vardenafilum in india can you buy avapro irbesartan mg buy cheap viagra mastercard combivent generic buy lexapro online at canada pharmacy avapro limited india cheapest extendaquin tablets uk buy cabgolin online from canada where do i compazine in india erection packs 10 drugs online pharmacy what does aspirin do to the body where to buy advair drugs online med cab alphagan haldol to buy in the uk without a prescription biaxin buy online india order cialis from india prednisolona not generic where can i buy depakote cymbalta online pharmacies with out prescription online pharmacy no prescription needed keftab aristocort malaysia pharmacy lansoprazole 30 mg obat untuk apa what is phentermine side effects overdose zyprexa medication where can i get sinequan levitra generic wikipedia drugs calan prices at costco comparatif prix cialis viagra what is trazodone hydrochloride 100mg order lozol online no prescription with a amex celebrex mail order rogaine 5 online forum glucotrol xl weight gain genuine clonidine generic alternatives to flomax drug medrol on line no script wholesale oral jelly cheap generic kamagra buy vistaril tablets india cheap ventolin free delivery best online pharmacy generic singulair best place to buy elocom in mexico neurontin uk no prescription uk pharmacies online that sell atarax where can i get vasotec from university of new mexico pharmacy requirements minocycline acne buy online where can i get rogaine 5 the online drugstore risperdal how to use nizoral for hair loss levothyroid over the counter india all types metocarbamol pills low cost generic drugs long term side effects of valtrex 500mg buy baclofen with no rx venlafaxina india no prescription cleocin gel refills can buy cardura online buy tretinoin online reviews amantadine pharmacy online hctz 12.5 lisinopril 20 mg tab generic advair diskus price lowest quinine tablets for restless legs viagra los algodones pharmacy no prescription arava bupropion xl coupons buy generic nolvadex with bonus cialis jelly canadian source ashwagandha shopping cyklokapron wanted online review buy aloprim pills in the canada how to take nolvadex for gyno buy ophthacare bulk bactrim ds tablets 160 mg elocon usage buy liv 52 tablets online isoniazid drug in canada pharmacy metoclopramide rxlist suppliers of viagra soft in us pulmicort flexhaler side effects reviews safe to buy generic atarax from canada long time side effects azitromicina acai where to get is there a legal generic for viagra voltaren 50mg diclofenac. natr can buy antabuse online cheap astelin no prescription buy trazodone tablets usa online generic trazodone buy accutane online with no prescription where can i buy percocet mg buy tramadol no prescription needed mexico pharmacies online that sell raloxifeno how long to take crestor glucophage sale online zoloft overnight delivery viagra rezeptfrei kaufen per nachnahme what are the long term side effects of trazodone www. online meds.com buy femcare in ireland phenergan medicine online viagra professional mexican pharmacies sumycin no prescription compare prices bactrim buy online australia how many acai berry capsules to take ordering ciprofloxacina buy moduretic 50 pil perancang untuk ibu menyusu badan amaryl pictures of pills venlor with no rx buy 2 aciphex 20mg stieva a from canada buy lanoxin pills online duetact with no rx pletal with american express zyban mg no prescription buy usa diamox overnight bactrim dosage australia to buy maxalt in uk what is the classification of deltasone buy alli online amazon requip without a prescription from us buy c ratioph boots pharmacy percocet birth control online us the matrix red pill blue pill scene script brahmi prescription coupon seasonique over the counter usa diprosone to buy in england drugs similar to cardura drugs without prescriptions from india aciphex ec 20 mg tablet can i get viagra in morocco dosage of flagyl for giardia in dogs all types zanaflex pills baclofen where can i buy it buying mirapex from canada no prescription order risperdal from tofranil pharmacy order capoten canada overnight delivery what is accutane called now omnicef side effects long term use brand motilium for sale canadian online viagraplus liposafe order by phone plavix 75 mg lowest price cheap viagra sublingual free delivery online generic rumalaya order lasilix online no prescription with a visa where can i buy noroxin mg procardia generic equivalent over the counter medicine that acts as beconase aq what is mirapex made of hong kong drugstore makeup zofran medication use artane 50mg tablets order citalopram lowest price purchase bactroban cheap what does zyprexa do to your brain pure hoodia tablets buy anafranil online without a prescription mail order generic aviane 28 where can i get lamictal geriforte online legally albenza from china best himcolin prices what is saw palmetto pills used for online keflex india doxycycline canadian online pharmacy what is crestor medicine for femara on line in the mexico purchase inderal propranolol online where to buy yasmin online without rx synthroid online forum low dose accutane treatment order suprax pills order alesse online with visa viagra super active online mexico cymbalta in the uk celexa online cheap sotalex 80 vidal too much viagra where could i buy allopurinol without prescription best curacne prices rualis 20 digoxin 20 mg diovan generic availability how to take celexa mg directions on how to use estrace cream side effects of kamagra soft cheapest demadex tablets uk reglan canada sale pictures of phenergan medication aripiprazola fast uk what does metformin do in pregnancy purchase tofranil pills acheter fluoxetine 20mg allopurinol online bestellen buy priligy can i order tenormin no prescription in the usa lexapro 10 mg canada estro drug schedule order medrol dosepak from mexico without prescription trental pharmacy mail order anafranil buy online canada brand ditropan for sale buy bupron sr lowest price how long does it take for pamelor to start working synthroid generic or brand generic reviews forum pharmacy viagra free samples online buy metocarbamol online india rhabdomyolysis caused by co medication with simvastatin and clarithromycin cialis professional no prescription needed canadian online pharmacy buy doxazosin next day canadian pharmacy spam stop salbutamol no prescription needed canadian online pharmacy over the counter prevacid 24hr canadian rx store coupon code india crestor price where can i buy viagra in the uk over the counter cialis sublingual where can i buy it zoloft buy online no prescription indian pharmacy finax where to xenical buy dilantin boots topamax without a prescription zofran tablets cost viagra plus no prescription needed canadian online pharmacy mexico online pharmacy order differin buy elocom online overnight delivery over the counter stromectol where eagles dare castle canadian pharmacy naprosyn ampicillin sulbactam where to buy innopran xl in canada safely precose online pay paypal buy apo furosemida online from india viagra from usa pharmacy no perscription directions on how to take flonase forzest ordering no prescription 14. in which drug class is valtrex is it safe to order epivir hbv ondansetrona buy canada buy staxyn online canada buy nizagara online with no prescription cozaar peak sales eulexin prescription only mobic tablets 15mg maximum dose where could i buy hoodia without prescription canada and clomifene low dose naltrexone buy online what does mirapex do lipitor 40 mg tablets cafergot to buy in england cozaar 20 mg cialis sales data difference between viagra cialis diovan generic date generic detrol canada what drug category is cefadroxil original blue pill does it work comprar viagra sin receta fluoxetina pct buy low price prednisolone uk medco health solutions inc pharmacy support sinemet for men sale in uk vasotec pulmicort pills buy where to get viagra in melbourne drug market order diovan can you buy metronidazol in ireland parlodel drug schedule como comprar kytril celexa for purchase without a prescription where to buy oristal online india voltaren xr dosage information dutasteride without a prescription real ephedra diet pills research grade zydis safe place order salbumol esperal pills buy online cytotec to buy zitromax roche precio argentina deltacortril enteric 5mg and alcohol accutane lawsuit statute of limitations massachusetts estro australia companies only buy ceftin pills in the india online sale of viagra atacand generic brand generic uk paypal meloxicam enolat duetact pills online in the canada buy mometasona hong kong where to buy duphalac with mastercard buy clopidogrelum with paypal kamagra order india roxithromycin canadian pharmacy what is celapram used for is benzac legal in uk viagras naturales chile buy simvastatina online no prescription buy viagra over counter uk 2011 aciphex dose venlor generic pyridium canada companies only oracea drug schedule zedd drug in germany pharmacy discount vistaril otc top 10 online orlistar sites phenamax pills online in the canada alli diet plan download how to buy plavix is cialis sold over the counter in canada cytotec costa rica precio viagra sublingual over the counter uk estrace with no perscription bisoprololi fumaras buy canada betapace with paypal payment buy roxithromycin tablets us antipsychotic drugs list uk buy pilex online cheap generic aldactone medication venlor mg buy how to get lexapro without a prescription asacol on the internet buy suprax low cheap price to buy epivir hbv ceftin drug in fr pharmacy lansoprazol without script buy coumadin bulk tizanidinum online coupon code motrin drug in germany pharmacy astelin without subscription silagra overnight female viagra uk side effects cost of mail allopurinol proventil in canada alfa flucon with no perscription drugs like effexor xr venlafaxine online tofranil with no prescription buy atrovent mg crestor without prescriptions buy cialis sublingual without a subscription lowest price anafranil generic advair diskus 100 55 lukol online in usa proscar noprescrition needed usa online pharmacy over counter keppra purchase generic yasmin buy azitromicina hong kong ordering lisinopril canada cheap aloprim uk retin a 0,05 buy without doxycycline monohydrate 100 mg uses rhinocort weight gain lowest price biaxin luvox generic side effects ginseng over the counter australia over the counter medicine aristocort buy disulphiram hong kong suppliers of alavert in us motilium online usa no prescription order micronase overnight lithium without insurance periactin generic australia levlen woldwide shipping canadian emoquette cleocin cream price phenergan buy online uk levitra professional by email prescription all side effects of sertraline withdrawal zetia suppliers overseas aviane 28 suppositories buy rumalaya liniment side effects uk tenormin drugstore com pricing where to buy cheap generic alavert is there a drug comparative to aricept citalopram tablets price levitra plus dosage instructions zedd to buy in the usa without a prescription medication from mexico prinivil eulexin roche precio argentina graph search facebook why do i have to have a period before taking clomid aciphex canada companies only malegra dxt to buy in england what does mobic treat cilest from usa buying from mobicity buy antara online with no prescription quetiapinum drug in mexico pharmacy lamisil online mexico buy xanax tablets online uk periactin online meds acheter noroxin pas cher buy ondansetrona online no prescription uk metronidazole side effects uk combivent drug store online can you take mentat daily buy drugs online no prescription oxycodone low acticin buy depakine chrono medication overnight delivery death by viagra 1000 ways to die tretinoin 0 05 online usa zerit dosage instructions suppliers of lantus in us side effects of imitrex medication generic minocin switzerland can i buy zertalin in canada buy dostinex online uk no prescription viagra sublingual online uk triamterene canadian pharmacy no prescription where can i get hytrin prednisolone tablets to buy legal pharmacy costco pharmacy tretinoin 0,025 price mentax mg tablet dostinex pfizer price trial erection packs 1 without prescription pills lov cost furosemide lariam online pay paypal allegra models mexico gyne lotrimin daily use reviews proscar in the uk now where can you buy alli online ireland ciprofloksacin canada head office gyne lotrimin shortage cheapest hyzaar tablets uk sale minocin what is lamictal used for in pregnancy lisinopril uk no prescription indocin sale get fincar las vegas express shipping keflex salbutamol where to get generic vs non generic lexapro prescription amaryl canada order protonix buy sildenafil citrate mg online for prednisona buy usa arimidex generic india lady era buy online canada alli lowest price online grifulvin v brand order buy kytril with visa purchase cozaar 100mg buy erythromycin paypal flagyl 500 mg tablets nizoral shampoo shoppers drug mart costco pharmacy geriforte syrup price healthy male diet example generic thyroxine usa side effects of voltaren 25 zoloft insomnia withdrawal endep refills order suprax dog prednisone side effects diarrhea lamisil woldwide shipping buy vagifem tablets mexico best pharmacy to order mircette online pharmacy buy imuran hoodia pills gnc order riperdal on line india accutane no prescriptions when will there be a generic for celebrex cialis online next day delivery baclofen medicines patient they buy atarax with paypal audrey bitoni twitter walmart pharmacy open 24 hrs herpes pills valtrex buy flexisyn using pay pal thyrohormone on line in the usa metoclopramide by mail order safe to buy generic aleve from usa buy betnovate xr without prescription clomid where can i buy bad take viagra young age isoniazid generic canada generic bactroban uk diclofenac tablets boots glucophage in usa how to order amitriptyline disulfiramo india no prescription american dermatology association accutane pharmacie en ligne france viagra hyzaar discount card keflex and birth control pills safe buy differin online generic 250 50 advair diskus where to buy fresh ginseng root noroxin online no prescription what is zantac tablets albendazole tablets for what cialis sublingual for purchase amoxicillin dosage babies buy levothyroxin online without prescription buy acivir 2 main types of arthritis 100 korean red ginseng extract amaryl diabetes orlistat cost in india do i need a prescription for etabus florida flunil the chepest revia buspar no prescription fedex ups wellbutrin sr user reviews doxi 1 india pharmacy vistaril order non prescription sustiva cheap buy dapoxetine pills ejaculation actonel generic reviews acnetane online without prescription purchase zenegra on line in mexico buy aleve tablets betnovate uk brand name viagra plus 100 where can i buy viagra in nigeria antivert drug schedule mail order generic omnicef lotensin to buy in the uk without a prescription amoxiline canadian medications without prescription xenical pharmacies prescription overnight generic zestril us can you buy anastrozolo prometrium medication side effects paxil shoppers drug mart how to buy prednisona in canada generic tizanidina cost best place to buy nootropil without a prescription cozaar medication cost best place to buy tinidazolum online baclofen lawsuit settlements ordering cytotec usa accutane mexico companies only prandin shoppers drug mart pill rx health order emsam products cost of robaxin 750 buy roaccutane 10 mg sildenafila pas cher cheap pills prescription carafate jcb does strattera make you gain or lose weight buy abilify pills in the uk where to buy nicotine free plastic inhalers buy brand pletal levitra professional costco acai for sale in canada order aciphex 6 canadian pharmacy citalopram 20 mg weight gain buy cialis generic india buy nexium without presciption tretinoin cream usp acne how to use wellbutrin to stop smoking generico de valtrex 500 buy erection packs 2 canada bupropion sr price walgreens ranitidine drug in uk pharmacy overnight pharmacy bentyl view topic prescription citalopram cost generic can you buy ventolin over the counter in germany klipal codeine online how to get ampicillin drug zyrtec canada overnight delivery tinidazolum over counter elimite no prescription needed can you buy salvent in ireland how much does endep cost buy generic cialis online buying diclofenac in uk buy minipress mexican pharmacies buy zentel hong kong micronase buy online canada order medrol dosepak online no presctiption orlistato legal us health canada movalis atomoxetin with paypal payment yasmin without prescription canada buy micronase 80 mg online ampicilina without a prescription from us side effects of simvastatin and amlodipine most common side effects of meloxicam himalaya mentat ingredients cialis soft sale low cost overnight alesse lipothin maximum dosage buy zyprexa with no rx beat way to order zebeta atarax 10 mg tablet pariet side effects long term use estrofem fast mexico lozol buy on line alesse overnight no rx starlix pill shortage how to take differin zyrtec order omnicef generic price donde comprar caverta obetrol weight loss buy depakine chrono online from mexico where purchase didronel vasotec prices at costco order flovent uk pharmacy minipress ordering no prescription buy imitrex next day indian generics online erythromycin dostinex order canada sales coreg cr what does cymbalta rash look like how to take lady era serophene how to buy vantin antibiotic side effects terramycin online purchase generic levitra plus overnite shipping aristocort without a prescription from india methotrexate price uk cytoxan tablets 150 mg buy brand movalis skelaxin buy australia kamagra 100 side effects mirapex lawsuit lawyers flagyl from canada without an rx ponstel drug canadian pharmacy is mail order stieva a safe trusted rx medstore maximum dose of cefixime in children billig clomifene online kaufen methotrexate arthritis medicine tenormin online pay paypal sale xenical decadron uk boots crestor 10mg tab aripiprazola noprescrition needed canada online pharmacy erexor prix en pharmacie en france lasix cheap no prescription how to order allopurinol online buy levothroid online amazon cheap retin a sale uk average dose of seroquel for sleep how much does generic seroquel cost buy desyrel tablets online india pharmacies online that sell zocor simvastatina online pay paypal lasuna brands india cheap purim baskets pill rx health order minocin products generic uk paypal avapro cheapest actoplus met to buy overnight pharmacy discount code for zovirax shallaki usa cvs prices online pharmacy uk stediril safe to buy generic ampicillin from uk diflucan 150 mg yeast infection stromectol dosage mg billig diltiazem online kaufen billig crestor online kaufen where to buy cheap generic zestril to buy viagra super active phone in order for dutas cheapest place to buy cephalexin haldol online coupon code buy lasix tablets canada where to buy liquid tadalafil prescription buy alli 60mg v gel prix en pharmacie en france generic kamagra soft switzerland how to take azithromycin 250 mg for chlamydia floxin rxlist genuine kamagra sales ultra low dose abilify best site to buy albenda reglan usa no prescription toprol on line in the mexico risperdal what is it used for advair diskus india pharmacy where do i flomax in australia micronase for sale australia can you buy hydrochlorothiazide over the counter buy cheap astelin nasal spray drugs where abana business claravis buy online ireland toprol canada drug store generic version of yasmin zarah can you buy tetracycline over the counter order cabgolin from mexico without prescription emoquette online india can you buy benzaclin over the counter lopid tablets buy childrens benadryl dosage instructions compare prices naprosyn comprar rogaine 5 en argentina almetec mg order cheap augmentin where to buy rogaine 2 online usa buy uk generic diflucan buy nexium tablets uk is zyrtec available over the counter toprol xl on line purchase clopidogrelum over the counter uk zoloft drugstore.com buy voveran sr tablets celebrex by mail order cheap menosan no prescription tadapox sale prescription central join bentyl medication interaction prescription drug bupropion xl ciplox discounts codes how to get revia on line american ginseng online lasix uni pharmacy micronase lawsuit canada canadian online pharmacy for sumycin losartan potassium hydrochlorothiazide generic vytorin medication overnight delivery hydrochlorothiazide without a prescription from uk purchase lopid in uk xenical cost ireland cheapest kamagra oral jelly india medrol pct buy canadian lopid tadacip cipla rythmol sr canadian medications without prescription to buy luvox diovan reviews for men fast seroquel deleviery amoxil buy online australia cyklokapron supplier in uk generic rogaine 2 buy canada buy metrogel with paypal salbumol buy online india all types viagra jelly pills prometrium rxlist can you use fucidin cream for spots can buy tetracycline online clomid clomiphene citrate patients ayurslim suppositories buy best price for sony ericsson live with walkman lansoprazol online from usa trazodone order finpecia from china brand levitra uk boots fluconazol mexico companies only lov cost phexin flovent dosage in canada diclofenac women buy naprosyn next day ordering isoptin mexico brand name cialis for sale pill what is the correct dosage of cytotec tinidazole pharmacy order order differin no prescription retino a cream 0 05 perth australia american pharmacies online no prescription minipress in the uk now what does vytorin treat india viagra manufacturer lowest priced brand cialis where to buy viagra from online what is the dosage for celebrex 200mg what is acai pills good for purchase cilest on line in usa instructions on how to use alli medrol dose pack side effects weight the chepest skelaxin wellbutrin sr for sale online where to buy cytotec in cagayan de oro city lozol canada prescription purchase bystolic in australia furosemide without a prescription best place to buy lariam alesse cheap us pharmacy aviane 28 pills online in the mexico ponstel fast mexico hyzaar 100 26 for sale cheap valtrex pharmacy indian pharmacy salbumol diflucan barato safe to buy generic antara from uk how to order topamax new information on keppra and pregnancy minomycin non perscription countries geriforte no prescription compare prices feldene crema costo viramune generic 2013 drugs pillole viagra donne cefadroxil mg order list of tesco stores selling isoptin online pharmacy adalat buy asacol tablets india crestor generic 2012 shallaki price india side effects of prednisolone sod in children omifin 50 mg clomifeno anafranil without rx snovitra super power doctors online mometasona without rx mevacor mg canadian rx from where i can buy viagra in delhi levothyroxin online usa cheap allegra uk generic suprax tabs 200mg cheap generic dostinex purchase augmentin lowest price zentel no prescription fedex ups zoloft medication online best online pharmacy generic zydis buspar cheap us pharmacy us online pharmacy no prescription glucofage lotrisone shoppers drug mart best pain pills for back pain trental free shipping mobic pharmacy order cheap pills acticin online chloroquine discount buy zyvox tablets mexico citalopram on line in the mexico metoclopramide no prescription overnight delivery doxycycline online prescription 100mg doxycycline hyclate prevacid or prilosec vpxl pharmacy prices list to buy mirapex in uk prandin cheap india pharmacy buy flagyl er patch arava pas cher when is levaquin going generic order neurontin doxycycline drugstore.com best cialis super active prices canadian pharmacy buy dipyridamole tablets centro medico pueyrredon swiss medical canadian prescription drugs legal rabeprazole pariet side effects montelukast generic reviews pill identifier with pictures m367 how to take prednisolona mg etabus pharmacy prices list zetia capsules purchase lopressor on line in canada where can i buy cephalexin for dogs fincar online canadian acticin delivery london para que sirve diclofenaco sodico 50 mg maximum dose sinemet plus india dilantin price buy furosemide tablets canada retino a cream 0,05 tablets kamagra oral jelly spain buy remeron mexican pharmacies brahmi online overnight shipping raloxifeno medication overnight delivery microzide fast canada exelon dosage administration discount gabapentine of canada seroquel film tablet 100 mg 30 tb lukol costco generic doxi 1 buy canada aripiprazola cheap mexico pharmacy advair cheap australia pharmacy buying zithromax in manchester myambutol shop net what does cialis for daily use cost erectile dysfunction allopurinol tablets uses what is proventil tablets amlodipinbesilat no prescription needed canadian online pharmacy how to buy bupron sr online comprar hyzaar online proscar tablets ingredients purchasing movalis online prevacid tablets generic buy paxil lowest price health canada glucofage order parlodel from canada without prescription nizagara prescriptions tretinoin 0 05 not generic valaciclovir shoppers drug mart long term side effects of propranolol buy requip without a subscription coumadin 5 mg tablets avapro in italia beconase aq on line in the uk returning acne after accutane are mail order drugs from canada safe overnight levitra professional can order benzac online is pravastatin better than crestor anxiety medication for children duetact buy without ventolin generic for buy retino a cream no prescription purchase fluconazol in uk current xbox live gold price indian generics online cymbalta dostinex over counter where can i order domperidone online order pulmicort no rx canadian pharmacy buy prometrium tablets mexico how to take trileptal mg ampicillin next day shipping voltaren pills with what is levaquin used to treat for levothyroid prescription only propecia online mexico free or low cost acticin celapram billig kaufen levitra for men sale in uk buy cytotec pills in the australia metronidazole 500 mg online no prescription synthroid costco best prices cheapest levitra finpecia spain over counter augmentin 100 mg nourrisson indian pharmacy levothroid prednisone cheap us pharmacy current price floxin can you take duphalac daily buy with paypal without credit card buy acivir pills low price purchase nexium on line in the uk colchicine in italia rogaine 5 prices cvs buy arimidex with paypal buy yaz online usa buy benicar cheap olmesartan pharmacy buy drugs mobic tamsulozin mg no prescription motrin barato nitroglycerin patch package insert what is zaditor drugs order mometasona without rx safe to buy generic mobic from canada reaction between flagyl alcohol canadian pharmacy brand amoxil buy metoclopramide boots buy antivert us cheap how to order c ratioph free or low cost aspirin purchase rogaine 5 cheap ml sustiva uk brand name levothyroid cheap india pharmacy indian pharmacy tamoxifen mail order generic lisinopril medazole generic canada best price benicar 40 mg sinequan over the counter order tinidazole no prescription side effects of allegra d 24 hr canada buy endep without prescription generic name for estrace doxycycline dosage for cats xenical slimming tablets side effects can i buy nizoral coreg pills buy xs650chopper thyroxine mg tablet buy rythmol sr mg online order clopidogrelum without prescription glucophage order on web mirapex where to buy in canada comprar grifulvin v online a good web page to buy erection packs 1 with no script losec omeprazole 10 mg exelon without prescription medication can you get prilosec over counter combivent coupon code prozac reviews micardis price india speman drug schedule flagyl er shop net malegra dxt without prescription pills fast inderal deleviery uk version of lamictal zestril pas cher italie grifulvin v italiano skelaxin reviews side effects is there a shortage of dilantin bactrim treatment for uti in children insulin pens for dogs clomid generico online coreg use in pregnancy cheap oratane arjuna order costo viagra en mexico medazole in usa price increase neurontin viagra professional with no rx buy omnicef 10 nolvadex to buy in the canada without a prescription best site get voltaren discount drugs oakbrook most common side effects of florinef buy tretinoin 0,05 tablets canada skelaxin no prescription buy ampicillin online with no prescription panax ginseng for sale canada ciprodex nitrofurantoin online india prometrium where to purchase toradol suppliers overseas actonel canadian pharmacy lisinopril hydrochlorothiazide generic name buy erythromycin cream online noroxin canada head office uk buy dipyridamole without prescription cheapest drug arimidex curacne without subscription where to get flonase pct buy beconase aq online thru paypals femara usa sale feldene uk pharmacy imuran generico italiano how to order hyzaar remeron side effects in men buy phenergan pills in the canada buy diclofenac over counter uk shuddha guggulu mg canadian rx anavar no pct needed best place to buy benadryl in uk singulair prospect 10 mg pret liquid albuterol fat loss buy speman capsules purchase sinequan in australia order buy prescription duetact over the counter aspirin 325 mg order viagra soft from mail order pharmacy jobs in ohio buy brand flovent ordering avapro india over the counter lasix med cab zyrtec levitra plus buy online canada femara generic mexico otc predisone equilivant propranolol indications and usage voveran mg buy order tadapox online no presctiption clomid twins 2012 do you need rx alavert buy voveran sr in ireland mixing augmentin and alcohol generic rosuvastatin us buy mometasona tablets usa noroxin over the counter drugs best site for stieva a how much is generic effexor xr teva se puede tomar cialis y alcohol buy snovitra super power 200 buy serevent hong kong effects can you buy nitroglycerin ointment over counter trial erection packs 1 from china can you take 40mg of cialis
 
 

Book review of Peter Enns’s The Bible Tells Me So

WRITTEN BY ELIZABETH EMERY, AAI NEWS TEAM

When I picked up Peter Enns’s new book, The Bible Tells Me So, it was primarily because I was enticed by the subtitle Why Defending Scripture Has Made Us Unable to Read It. Anyone who has left Christianity because of (or is still Christian and wrestles strongly with) doctrinal inconsistencies and ethical conundrums in religious texts may be curious (like me) to know how Christians who love the Bible manage to deal with these issues.

Enns begins his book with a disclaimer: the Bible, as a literal work, is “like a knock-off Chanel handbag—fine as long as it’s kept at a distance, away from curious and probing eyes.” He admits that from its very genesis (sorry), the Good Book is chockfull of the fairy-tale-like adventures and mythical achievements of God’s people. This is tough, Enns says, because a literal reading of the Bible (and if you don’t read it literally, why are you really reading the Bible?) leads us to believe that the God of the Christians is an ambivalent, brutally merciless, jealous individual who condones genocide and infanticide and every other –cide there is. “Strictly speaking,” writes Enns, “The American with Disability Act is unbiblical,” because the disfigured are barred from the priesthood. It’s bothersome to say the least.

So what do we do with the Bible, presupposing it’s directly from God? According to Enns we must first recognize that the problem isn’t the Bible itself but it’s with our expectations of the Bible, and our desperate attempts to make it something it is not; making it, as Enns says, “behave.” Enns wants us to accept it as the “messy, troubling, weird, and ancient Bible that we actually have.” He asserts that we must start thinking about the Bible by trusting God rather than ourselves, and cease imposing our own wills upon it, having faith that it is the way it is for a reason!

Enns spends the first section of his book tackling a heavy subject that has given the spins to lay Christians and biblical scholars alike: the genocide of the Canaanites by the Israelites. Enns admits that it’s difficult to reconcile the notion of a caring, loving Heavenly Father with an angry, jealous dictator who wipes out all of humanity with a flood, kills the unlucky Egyptian first-born children, and tells His people to mercilessly murder every man, woman, and child of Canaanite descent simply for being there. (In theory it was for being wicked, too, although it’s hard to imagine little babies sinning in any way besides repeatedly waking up their parents in the night). When confronted with such a significant question as this, Enns begins his trend (carried throughout the book) of avoiding a very possibly ugly answer—by just plain making shit up. For example, Enns’s tactic of letting God off the hook for the Israelite violence against the Canaanites is this: “God never told the Israelites to kill the Canaanites. The Israelites believed that God told them to kill the Canaanites... That’s really what this comes down to. Canaanite genocide is part of Israel’s story of the past—not a historical account of something God did.” Those silly little Israelites’ interpretation of God’s will had simply fallen victim to the tribal warfare culture of the time, and because that’s just the way things were, God went along with it and so they assumed He endorsed it. And, oops, we’ve all been interpreting this wrong the entire time.

Another significant issue is Enns’s willingness to cherry-pick parts of the Bible that are subject to interpretational pliability. If, as it turns out, the Israelites just grossly misinterpreted God’s will, couldn’t the same be said of any other part of the Bible? Perhaps the Ten Commandments are just a product of Moses’s PTSD, something he thought was necessary because of societal trends at the time, but actually isn’t really all that important today (I’d be okay with that, especially if it meant we could use Louis C.K.’s version instead). In all seriousness, this is a huge question that Enns glosses over without considering that the trail he blazes sets a poor example for less kind-hearted Christians than he. It’s this very same personalized malleability that allows evangelical Christians to liberally interpret the one obscure verse that allows total condemnation of gay men (Leviticus 20:13), but ignore the slightly more ‘Christlike’ edict of “Love thy neighbor” (Matthew 19:19). Historic Christianity would have us believe we are made in God’s image but it seems as though we are making God in ours. Enns’s book is an example par excellence.

So only fifty pages into The Bible Tells Me So, I found myself struggling to continue. On top of his blasphemous re-twisting of Biblical history, the tasteless writing style Enns uses in an attempt to make light of some very serious conundrums is nothing less than obnoxious. There is really only so much har-har humor one can take in any book, much less one where we’re discussing whether or not God “rolls” a certain way about manslaughter or the virgin birth. Enns gives his readers an overabundance of trite silliness, melodramatic ellipses and italics, and several poorly disguised Warning! Warning! This may be difficult for you to wrap your head around. Considering that the majority of his readers are probably well versed in the verses, Enns would probably have better served his cause by not constantly presuming that he’s about to blow all of our minds. Maybe I’m just a Grinch.

Also, beyond Enns’s hackneyed goofs, one could argue against even attempting to make the violence and inconsistencies in the Bible compatible with the advent of a modern-day “God is Love.” Why bother? When women worldwide are still systemically oppressed by religion, when radical believers still kill in the name of God, when in America the religious right is still responsible for the inexcusable lack of civil liberties for many minorities, why in the world would we even try to justify the Bible? Why do we endorse attempting to make an ancient, historically inaccurate, self-contradicting book a moral guide for our behavior today?

A lot of it has to do with power and money. As long as Christianity has been a thing, its proponents have been known for touting their own personal versions of God’s will as absolute reality, and entire populations have been wiped out as the result of groups of believers rearranging the ‘truth’ to their liking. And in a day where information about everything is so broadly available, this DIY approach to “Biblical Christianity” rings hollow. We’ve seen Christian apologists before—over and over!—and their efforts always yield the same result: Nice for you, but what about the rest of us? It comes off as doubtful at best but exhausting and dishonest at worst, which is why I imagine Enns’s most vocal critics are conservative Biblical Christians. Don’t like the truth? Rearrange it to your own liking! – It’s easy, sure. But it certainly isn’t revolutionary in the way Enns seems to think it is.

It would be refreshing to read that, okay, the Bible has these weird parts that we really can’t understand in the context of modern-day humanity, but aren’t there a lot of texts from which we leave out the bad and harvest the good for our enlightenment? Sure there are. And since we obviously can’t ignore the Bible, that approach might reflect a more realistic, more humble approach than Enns’s ending edict of, “The Bible, just as it is, still works. Don’t try to explain it. Just accept it.” (And yes, that’s verbatim.) In short, it is tiresome, fruitless and makes no sense to try to justify the patently un-‘Godlike’ parts of the Bible as simple misinterpretations on the part of the biblical author that we could get past if only we opened our puny minds to God’s will.

Film Review: Contradiction

WRITTEN BY MARK KOLSEN, GUEST WRITER FOR AAI NEWS TEAM

In Contradiction, Jeremiah Camara’s intelligent film about religion’s seduction of African-Americans, Lawrence Krauss says “the rise of non-belief is the rise of science.”

Krauss refers of course to natural sciences like cosmology and evolutionary biology, disciplines now giving us empirically based theories for the origin of the universe and man; and to social sciences like sociology and psychology, which are now explaining how the brain generates religious beliefs and behaviors. These new scientific discoveries, Camara recognizes, “are clashing with biblical doctrine,” and exposing the contradiction between truth and African-Americans’ irrationality. In the film – to take just one example – we hear the muddled African-American view that god must have created us, that we could not have evolved from “monkeys” because on earth “we still have monkeys.” This illogic is followed by Richard Dawkins’ concise, scientific explanation of the human family tree.

Contradiction seamlessly mixes this science with history. Camara traces religion’s stranglehold over African-Americans’ reason (today 76% of all African-Americans say they pray daily) to the institution of slavery, when African-Americans either went to church or faced their masters’ wrath. Slaves adopting Christian beliefs and attending Christian churches received special treatment, even if the ‘beliefs’ were dictated by their masters. And Camara nicely documents the similarities and differences between the roles religious belief and churches have served in African-Americans’ lives.

But what makes Camara’s film so special is neither its science nor its history. Rather, Camara’s film is spellbinding because he takes us right into the faces of both believers and non-believers, in a way quite unimaginable were his subjects white. It’s not that Camara is uncomfortably confrontational: on the contrary, his deep, mellow voice, eloquence and friendly style remind me of Chicago’s Harold Washington, who seemed totally non-threatening but who also, after 5 minutes’ conversation, made you wonder why other people were laughing at you. As Camara asks African-American believers honest questions they can’t reasonably answer, they respond to Camara with unembarrassed smiles and cheer. Would any white congregation be so willingly cheerful in verbalizing their ignorance and/or stupidity? And, as we hear from the educated nonbelievers in the Black community, would any of their white counterparts be so openly scathing in their criticism of white believers? In our age of political correctness and divisiveness, Camara’s interviewees are refreshingly honest, though this honesty also reflects religion’s successful subversion of African-Americans’ self-critical faculties.

To be clear, while Camara wants to lay open the symptom, his real mission is to finger the cause. Why, compared to other groups, are African-Americans most committed to their faiths? Camara convincingly demonstrates that religion especially affects them because it offers ‘pie in the sky’ to economically struggling people, people who even think more about Jesus’s suffering than Martin Luther King’s suffering. (Yes, Camara is told, King died for African-Americans’ freedom, but it’s Jesus’s blood that will “wash away our sins.”). Prayer is the first line of defense against this suffering. And as for African-Americans’ increasing attendance at the churches flooding their neighborhoods: the mindless fear-inducing sermons of unqualified African-Americans preachers is the premium African-Americans (especially black women) pay for – the “insurance policy” protecting them from eternal damnation and Satan’s lurking presence. (Anton Scalia, take note: a good preacher can allay your fears too).

In the end, through a variety of other images – especially his hilarious clips depicting the “six types” of African-American preachers – Camara’s film serves as the cultural supplement to Thomas Piketty’s recent book, Capital in the Twenty-First Century. Just as Piketty reminds us that capitalism inherently produces inequality and misery, Camara reminds us that in a capitalist society, religion is the opium of a powerless people. In Camara's words, “Extreme poverty and extreme religiousness go hand in hand…dependence of supernatural intervention has become a way of life in African American communities,” where African-Americans pastors encourage parishioners to abandon self-sufficiency and instead rely on divine miracles to improve their lives. To those who criticize our “culture of dependency,” Camara clearly lays the blame at the feet of the African-Americans churches. Yet, herein lies my only disappointment with the film: in Chicago, African American ministers have a well-publicized, cozy relationship with the Mayor’s office. To what degree do African-Americans churches – and the poorly schooled ministers who rule them – serve the larger political and economic interests of the capitalist system and America’s ruling class? A big question perhaps beyond the scope of this film, but I hoped Camara would at least suggest an answer.

If Contradiction presents already familiar arguments, you should still treat yourself to the experience. My top 7 not-to-be missed scenes (in no particular order):
1. Martin Luther King III’s pathetic response when Camara asks if the hours African-Americans spend in churches inhibit their productivity;
2. from “A Raisin in the Sun”: the scene illustrating Graydon Square’s assertion that to African-American children, god is “the big black woman with a belt”;
3. Norm Allen’s matter-of-fact observations on the inverse relationship between education and religious belief;
4. Dan Barker’s portrayal of slave submission and its similarities to prayer, as well as his funny piano rendition of “Poor Little Me”;
5. Camara’s short but touching interview with Brooklyn pastor Phyllis Brown, who candidly admits her altruism is about love for her people, and is not contingent upon her attending any church;
6. The nonplussed responses of churchgoers to Camara’s simple question: What did you learn in church today?;
and 7. his interviews with hip-hop singer Graydon Square, whose sharp, right-on the-money commentaries are alone worth the price of admission. (A sample: “[At church, pastors tell blacks that] if they don’t believe in my particular skydaddy, then you’re not gonna get free ice cream…tell that to people in Nigeria, in Liberia, to people in certain parts of South America.”)

Contradiction should not be seen merely by atheists. Children should also have the opportunity to view it. In fact, if I were emperor, I would mandate that every grade school child see it in order to understand the social and political conditions which foster humanity’s irrational addiction to religion. That wish is itself pie-in-the-sky, but for his hard work and intelligence, I thank Jeremiah Camara for providing me with a first-rate teaching resource.

 

AAI News Team's guest writer is Mark Kolsen, Managing Editor of the Richard Dawkins Foundation Newsletter

Atheist Dentist Searches for Meaning - A review of Joshua Ferris’s To Rise Again at a Decent Hour

WRITTEN BY LIZ EMERY, GUEST WRITER FOR AAI NEWS TEAM

In The New Age of Atheists: How We Have Sought to Live Since the Death of God, British historian Peter Watson explains how atheist thinkers and artists have sought meaning and purpose in life ever since Nietzsche declared that “god is dead.” Joshua Ferris, in his latest novel, depicts an atheist dentist who struggles with the same question. As Liz Emery observes in the following review, we can all relate to this very funny, very real, story.

 In To Rise Again at a Decent Hour, Paul is a terminally caustic dentist in New York who fills cavities, watches baseball games, and pushes people’s buttons. The majority of the story’s plot, dialogue, and Paul’s constant self-musings occur within the hours spent at his understaffed dental practice, which, in an effort to save money during construction, lacks a private office and any resultant confidentiality said office might provide. Through conversation with his head hygienist, Mrs. Convoy; his office assistant and ex-lover, Connie; and O’Rourke’s own hilariously cynical, honest (and downright egocentric) inner monologue; we come to see who Paul Conrad O’Rourke, DMD, is—and, by his own admittance, he isn’t much at all. 

On the surface, Paul actively spurns any and all religious affiliation. In truth, however, he is intensely superstitious and, by his own admittance, creepily leeches onto the uber-conservative religious families of his girlfriends in an attempt to feel included as a part of some greater whole. Because Paul’s father committed suicide, and because Paul is who he is, Paul is constantly sorting out a litany of psychological issues, including loneliness, lack of belonging, and the suffocating feeling that when he wakes in the middle of the night, as he usually does, everybody else in the world is asleep. When he arrives at his office, he can’t bring himself to say hello to his staff, despite asserting to the reader that he wants nothing more than to offer a cheery good morning to all. Instead, he says, “Where’s the day’s schedule?” to Connie, or “You’re alone today,” to Mrs. Convoy. He peers into the mouths of his patients, pleads with them to floss, and then goes out to have a cigarette. When he returns from smoking, his conversations with Mrs. Convoy, who is uncannily aware of his every movement, are typically structured around the strange but effortlessly executed dialogue tactic of, “She said ‘x’, I replied. She said, ‘x’, I replied.” The two spar endlessly over Mrs. Convoy’s obnoxiously sincere Christianity and Paul’s certainty in the pointlessness of maintaining proper dental hygiene.

When Paul goes home, he ruminates over how there is nothing New York City offers besides drinking and eating endlessly (no wonder America is a nation of “fat alcoholics and the nurses and therapists who tend to them”), and so he spurns professional gatherings, meetings with friends, and does nothing but watch the Red Sox—religiously, you might say—on Thursday nights and then regrets not going out afterwards. When he awakes in the wee hours after the game is over, he checks his email, despairs over the lonely darkness of the early morning, and then watches the previous night’s game until dawn breaks.

Paul C. O’Rourke is single. On his knees, he weeps at the thought of a baby or puppy and all the tragedies he could endure at the expense of loving one. Although he is obsessed with his girlfriend’s family, he severely lacks good conversational taste and does things like telling tasteless Anti-Semitic jokes when his girlfriend’s family is sitting Shiva. He has no friends because he appears to be fundamentally unlikeable and spurns what pseudo-friends he does have. His family is dead (well, his mother is in a mental hospital); he has no children or pets, and for someone who self-admittedly “only wanted to be smothered in the embrace of an inclusive and coercive singular “we”, he is remarkably alone.

Then comes the website. Someone pretending to be Paul, with intimate knowledge of his life, has put up a website for Paul’s dental office. The impersonator begins commenting on various sports threads as Paul, and perhaps most disconcertingly, includes quotes and links on the website, the sports threads, and now Twitter, which reference an entirely unheard-of group of ancient people called the Ulms (don’t waste your time Googling—there’s no such thing). As Paul comes to find out via sparse email interactions with the perpetrator, the Ulms are a displaced, abused society comparable to the Jews—except their hallmark of persecution is doubt in God, instead of faith— and Paul is apparently one of them. Now he’s being invited to search out his Ulmish destiny.

Of course, in the meantime, the anti-Semitic comments Paul’s impersonator posts on the dental practice’s website and Twitter account are angering a lot of people, including Connie and her Jewish family. As Paul tries to placate Connie’s family and discover who his doppelganger is, and as Paul tries to determine whether the Ulms are a legitimately disenfranchised part of biblical history, he is forced reluctantly on a journey of self-discovery, where he ultimately has to confront the fact that despite eschewing all religious convictions, he and others like him still have an deep-seeded human need to connect.

And what better way to illustrate the fallibility of human need, desire, and design than from a dentist’s chair? Teeth that crumble. Infection galore. When Paul visits a settlement outside of New Delhi on a charity mission to fix the teeth of impoverished children, he spends a whole page describing God’s glorious design: “Pulp necrosis, tongue lesions, goiterlike presentations… trench mouth, incurable caries… Those tender infant mouths never stood a chance…. Mrs. Convoy said we were there to do God’s work. As for God’s work, I said, ‘Seems like we’re undoing it.’” Paul doesn’t soapbox, simply describes the mess he sees, and denies any possibility that it points to a higher power. And you get it, you get Paul—you understand his cynicism, his constant irritation at Mrs. Convoy’s benign insistence on God’s good dental intentions. (“What exactly have you been doing?” I’d tell her, and she’d say, “Why do you feel the need to lie to me?” I’d tell her, and she’d say, “Scrutiny does not kill people. Smoking kills people. What kind of example do you think you’re setting for your patients by sneaking off to smoke cigarettes?” I’d tell her, she’d say, “They do not need a reminder of ‘the futility of it all’ from their dental professional.”) Without preaching or pontificating, Ferris makes the human mouth the perfect breeding ground for one bitter and sullen atheist’s festering.

In an easy-reading, non-politicized way, To Rise Again at a Decent Hour addresses some of the most common questions asked of atheists: Who do you belong to? What are your morals? Can you love someone of another faith? Does faith in doubt constitute some sort of transcendental belief, regardless of the disbeliever’s protests? Through Paul, Ferris approaches potential answers to these questions in a genuine, believable conversation without ever approaching didacticism. Perhaps because he asks the questions from such an honest perspective, or perhaps because Paul is such a whip-funny asscrack, the character’s take on the eventual decay of any ultimate purpose in life, via the hilarious metaphors of gum disease and cavity rot, is totally convincing. Even if Paul doesn’t find answers to all of his questions, the gut-wrenching desire with which he searches mirrors that fundamental human yearning for a greater understanding.

If nothing else, To Rise Again at a Decent Hour is a laugh-out-loud funny reminder that, regardless of belief or nonbelief, the only ultimate meaning to eating, drinking, fornicating, flossing, or watching a baseball game is the meaning we give it. At the very end of the novel when on another charity trip to New Delhi, a brief but incredibly poignant moment occurs: Paul runs into a child with a smile so beautiful he calls it “God-given”—and then later realizes it was work he performed on the child himself, years before. Perhaps that in itself answers all of Paul’s questions for us.

 

Our guest writer Liz Emery is a writer for the news team of the Richard Dawkins Foundation.